Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell