May 2013
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
michaelpalin:
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
coolruby64:
really though whoever invented turnitin.com was just a little bitch who ruined shit for everyone
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Watchfapologist:
crying
