ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me
coolruby64: really though whoever invented turnitin.com was just a little bitch who ruined shit for everyone
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept